She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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