He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
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Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
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What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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