Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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