Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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