Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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