so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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