Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
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I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
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You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
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