Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
My breath smells like gin and sadness
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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