The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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