The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
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where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
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The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
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