im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
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I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
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I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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