Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
my liver is dry heaving
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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