just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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