john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
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Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
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Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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