I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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