He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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