Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Can't talk, ducks in the car
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Randomize
