That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
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