I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
Randomize
