I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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