Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
33 Sex Crazed People That Are Going Balls Deep
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
21 Family Members Confess The Creepiest Things They Know About a Relative
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.