Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
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Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
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HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
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You say this every welcome week, bro.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.