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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me

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• (917): View more from New York City

  i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!

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• (858): View more from California

  Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.

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• (316): View more from Kansas

  toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried

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• (614): View more from Ohio

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• (510): View more from California

  how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?

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• (315): View more from New York

  Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.

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• (971): View more from Oregon

  I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood

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• (360): View more from Washington

  Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.

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