Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
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Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
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Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
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