Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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