what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
I licked your asshole in confidence.
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
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