I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
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We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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