im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
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I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
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I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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