I think scott just propositioned me for sex
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
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Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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