would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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