Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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