Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
25 People Confess The Most Ignorant Thing Someone Has Ever Said To Them
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
27 Signs That Someone Will Probably Be Bad At Sex
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
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