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i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...

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(407): i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina... http://tfl.nu/9yjk

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(815): View more from Illinois

I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.

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(815): I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos. http://tfl.nu/se3d

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(650): View more from California

I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets

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(650): I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets http://tfl.nu/bg6i

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.

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(814): It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice. http://tfl.nu/t4ih

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(317): View more from Indiana

Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls

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(317): Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls http://tfl.nu/a8qz

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.

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(484): Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved. http://tfl.nu/qswh

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(208): View more from Idaho

She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.

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(208): She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement. http://tfl.nu/tf3a

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(503): View more from Oregon

I wish I could just hang out in ERs.

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(503): I wish I could just hang out in ERs. http://tfl.nu/ev60

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(651): View more from Minnesota

The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.

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(651): The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is. http://tfl.nu/4fee

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(867): View more from Yukon/N.W.Territory

We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.

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(867): We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom. http://tfl.nu/l33f

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(337): View more from Louisiana

Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum

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(337): Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum http://tfl.nu/ae6k

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(585): View more from New York

Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.

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(585): Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made. http://tfl.nu/97ys

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(702): View more from Nevada

I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm

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(702): I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm http://tfl.nu/49j9

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(435): View more from Utah

Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off

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(435): Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off http://tfl.nu/6xhw

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(760): View more from California

People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with

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(760): People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with http://tfl.nu/de51

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