once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.