Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
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can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
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Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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