Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
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It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
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My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Dicks are not precious.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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