shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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