You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
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..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
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she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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