do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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