exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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