Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
you made out with another girl for some wings
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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