It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
You made out with two different species that night
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
Randomize
