She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
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No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
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I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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