His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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