The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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