Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
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his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
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He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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