I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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