one might say we're banned from that church
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
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we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
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This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?