How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
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