if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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