That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
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okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
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I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
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