U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
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