I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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