Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
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I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
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Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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