I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
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She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
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If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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