Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
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He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
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Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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