I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
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He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
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And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
So here I am, sexting at work.
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