She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
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you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
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I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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