She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
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Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
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Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
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